"If I rub my head in this lavender plant will it make me smell better? I've been having a bit of an odor problem, and nothing seems to help."
This is our longhorn, Marsha. Yes, she was named after my Mother. At first, my Mother was not quite sure how she felt about having a longhorn named after her, but after a few days she came around and said, "Well, at least I finally have a namesake".