Twas the night after Thanksgiving and all through the kitchen
Was the smell of left-overs
And holiday fixins.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear?
But a near finished dining room
And eight, no ten, dining room chairs!
I jumped to my feet to begin taking pictures
But to my dismay I was so full, I was just so lethargic.
I couldn’t believe when I glanced in the mirror
Is that really me?
It is, oh the horror!
I decided to settle in for a long winters nap
After all, what better way to ignore all the facts?
As I tossed and turned in my bed
I had these thoughts running through my head
What would happen if I went on a diet?
You know, what’s the harm?
I should at least try it.
And then I sat up and my thoughts became darker
Is it possible for my rear to get any larger?